I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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