the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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