the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH