so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.