Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?