My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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