don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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