im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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