worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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