i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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