Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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