2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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