can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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