Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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