elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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