can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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