A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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