Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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