his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The air was thick with penises
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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