Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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