Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
even my farts smell like vagina
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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