? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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