so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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