evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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