420 ftw
there's paper in my vomit.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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