You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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