Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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