"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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