addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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