is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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