Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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