Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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