That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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