maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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