Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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