I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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