I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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