there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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