Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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