Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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