hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
do nipples grow back?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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