This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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