if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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