New invention idea: vibrating tampons
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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