ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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