Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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