just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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