My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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