Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
