So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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