i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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