In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
