Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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