she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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