I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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