Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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