We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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