i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
How's work?
Spinning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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