i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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