turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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